So I talked to a girl today

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 11/04/2014 at 10:50 • Filed to: LOLRELATIONSHIPS, GUESS I'LL JUST FAP

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Some girl parked a Park Avenue Ultra next to the MurderSofa. I got out of my car and got my bag on and grabbed my scooter and said "Nice Park Avenue! Those supercharged engines are a blast." and she looked at me like I grew four heads.

Oh, well. I was late for class anyway.

Rico > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 10:54

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Should've just said Nice Car and kept it moving without waiting to see her reaction. Would've made her think about why you said that to her and why you didn't wait for a response.

Mattbob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:04

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that means she wants you....

CAR_IS_MI > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:05

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grabbed my scooter ... looked at me like I grew four heads.

I think you answered your own question.

ly2v8-Brian > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:09

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plot twist: it was a regular Park Ave and she didn't understand how you didnt know it wasn't an ultra.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:11

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Eh, it's a big campus. Having a longboard or a kick scooter is pretty normal here.

CAR_IS_MI > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:16

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Long board / skateboard = cool. Bitches love dudes who board (its science).

Scooter =

ACESandEIGHTS > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:20

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Almost anything car-related would have failed miserably:

Nice car, goes great with your eyes. (hopefully car was bright red)
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Befitting chariot for a princess—must be off, m'lady (tips fedora)
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It all sounds like:

Hail Satan.

Next time, see her as a means to an end (getting up close and personal with the car).

Hey, want to get a hamburger? (Oh yes, it shall be mine.)
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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How 'bout we order a pizza and have some crazy sex? What? You don't like pizza?

etc.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:27

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Eh. Scooter's about 10x more maneuverable.

Dusty Ventures > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:27

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Where does one of these rank?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > ACESandEIGHTS 11/04/2014 at 11:27

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[tipping intensifies]

Mattbob > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:28

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adults don't do either, Skateboard or scooter, so he may as well do the one that is most practical to get to class.

yamahog > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:29

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Long board / skateboard = cool

False. and I used to skate. Maybe before you get your driver's license, but above age 16, both skateboards and scooters are ladyboner killers IMO (which is clearly best opinion).

Source: me

CAR_IS_MI > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2014 at 11:31

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It's closer to skateboarding. But, like Doug and his Ferrari, you'll probably attract more bro's like "whoa thats cool, we should hang out" than chix.

ly2v8-Brian > yamahog 11/04/2014 at 11:33

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ha! Ladyboner killers, that's pretty funny.

CAR_IS_MI > Mattbob 11/04/2014 at 11:33

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Not true. I used to long board (when I lived in an area that had hills). I would still long board if I didn't live in a flat ass desert. If you surf or snowboard (which is an activity many adults partake in), it helps to keep you in tune.

7:07 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 11:33

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ly2v8-Brian > ACESandEIGHTS 11/04/2014 at 11:34

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Those suggestions tho

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > 7:07 11/04/2014 at 11:35

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dude I like bread too omg we have so much in common let's take off our pants.

CAR_IS_MI > yamahog 11/04/2014 at 11:35

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No, I used to board from my apartment to campus rather than drive as it was much easier. Also, while many may not like the activity, they dig the scars...

Mattbob > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:35

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I'll just politely bow out, because this is oppo.

ACESandEIGHTS > ly2v8-Brian 11/04/2014 at 11:38

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Those suggestions tho

Aren't exactly serious, haha.

CAR_IS_MI > Mattbob 11/04/2014 at 11:38

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All I am saying is that becoming an adult does not have to mean becoming a boring, play it safe, sit in your basement and watch other people do things on TV lifestyle.

ly2v8-Brian > ACESandEIGHTS 11/04/2014 at 11:41

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They were totally legit

Mattbob > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:43

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I didn't say it did. Its just all the people I've known over 20 who skateboard smoke way too much weed. It's just the type of people I have seen board for the most part. It's probably because in Michigan, it's not popular enough and those are the only people who do it. Most active adults around here do other things like bicycle/run/ski/kayak/hunt/etc.... in their spare time.

Dusty Ventures > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 11:45

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I didn't mean in terms of attracting women. I meant more on the general hierarchy of trunk-based transportation.

To me it looks like one of the most awesome ways to give myself horror movie levels of road rash.

CAR_IS_MI > Mattbob 11/04/2014 at 11:56

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Well I will give you that, but I find there are a lot of "adults" in general whom just smoke a bit too much weed anyways. Even those that bike / run / ski / kayak / hunt / etc...

CAR_IS_MI > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2014 at 12:00

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It doesn't look like it goes fast enough to give you that bad of road rash.

Since were talking a trunk based transport hierarchy, I would say thats near the top. But the variable become who's trunk are we talking about, since I can fit one of these in my "trunk"

And I would rank that pretty high in terms of awesomeness / bad-ass-in-ess.

Dusty Ventures > CAR_IS_MI 11/04/2014 at 12:08

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I had no idea what the stand bike can do for speeds, so I looked it up. They can get up to 30 mph, which would be certain awesome death for someone as ungainly as me.

I love mountain boards, but I'd say they lose a "practicality" point in that they require a hill.

CAR_IS_MI > Dusty Ventures 11/04/2014 at 12:15

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30 mph you say... Hmmm.

And yes, it is a down fall, but, should you have the hill, aweosme.

Suuuubaru > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/04/2014 at 16:35

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Back when I was in High School there was this girl with a 1st gen Camaro that she drove to school in the spring. (likely her parents' car) First day I saw the car, she happened to be getting out when I pulled into the space behind it, so of course I walk over and say "Hey, I really like your car!!"

Now this thing was pretty ratty and she didn't know squat about cars. So she figured I must have been hitting on her, when in reality I really just liked the car. Needless to say, the ensuing conversation was quite awkward.